Happy holidays, now go away!

Seriously.  It’s Christmas Day. Why are you here? Even if you are adamantly opposed to Christmas, you can still spend this time with your family.  Even if you are adamantly opposed to your family, you can still spend this time giving charitable service to your fellow man.  Even if you are adamantly opposed to your fellow man, there’s gotta be an IHOP open somewhere.  Don’t try to pretend that you’re adamantly opposed to pancakes, it’s not possible.

So from all of me here at FunnelFisasco.com, have a happy Christmas, Hanukkah, Boxing Day, Kwanzaa, Atheist Children Get Presents Day, Festivus, or whatever solstice-related holiday you celebrate (if any).  Check back again on Monday and I’ll have actual content for you.

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